Benson, Tim

SOLD The new guy, Swampy, won't come up!

"As a monument to the Fatherland's mastery of the seas, I have much pleasure in launching this mighty scuttle pocketship - I mean pocket scuttleship..."

£95.00

Good idea this 24 hour drinking...

£75.00

I can't stand his non-confrontational style

£45.00

"Is the 12:50, main line, running today?" "Yes, but it is 10 to 1 if you catch it!"

£95.00

"It's either a case of demanding money with menaces, or the 1812 overture."

£55.00

UEFA Cup...

£55.00

All at sea - a following wind

£65.00

"The pig has drunk all the booby traps."

£75.00

"what's the matter, Jock? - yer lookin' seedy" "Aye! - someone's just dropped this awful cigar!"

£45.00

Of course you're irritable - you've just paid me to tell you you've got a perfect set of teeth

£45.00

Traditional Labour Voters

£55.00

"Old Joe sure has an uncanny knack for picking the best spots!"

£65.00

"Whip behind Guv'nor!"

£165.00

"...upper left six: filling left, seven fine... upper left eight: wasp nest... lower left..."

£55.00

"Haven't you heard? That's the hero who brought back three rabbits yesterday."

£95.00

"Some people can't take a hint!"

£40.00

Out to lunch

£65.00

out to lunch. Political restaurants Jonathan Isaby - GQ David Cameron Nick Clegg Michael Gove Peter Mandelson Gordon Brown James Purnell

£65.00

saving energy...

£55.00