Lancaster, Sir Osbert (1908 - 1986)

Recorded Live by Osbert Lancaster original cartoon artwork.

£1475.00

"Because if we were to launch a spaceship right now it's ten to one it would run aground on the Post Office Tower three minutes after blast off - that's why!"

£325.00

"But after all they're only games!"

£345.00

"Come right in, dear child, but let me warn you that one of these cold nights I'm going to play this scene on strictly traditional lines!"

£345.00

"Goody, goody, goody!!!"

£335.00

"Honestly, darling, not tonight - I've got to keep myself fresh for Selwyn Lloyd."

£345.00

"Our campaign to eliminate this appalling menace to the nation's health must, of course, be conducted with a certain measure of restraint....."

£395.00

"You know, darling, the gossip-writers are quite right - this year the London season really has recaptured that pre-war feeling!"

£345.00

"Your poor uncle is dreadfully depressed. He keeps on referring to the canal as some creek or other and says we are right up it without a paddle!"

£345.00

1960 artwork for Glyndebourne Programme

£14500.00

"Agent 606 calling! The plans!! He's left them on the bus!"

£285.00

"I shall know that I've had enough, thank you very much, when I can no longer pronounce 'agonising reappraisal'"

£345.00

"Personally, I agree with Macmillan, that we are in grave danger of attaching an exaggerated importance to this whole question of redundancy."

£345.00

"Rolls-Royce I know, De Dion-Boutons I know, Hispano-suizas I know, but what the devil are Leylands?!"

£395.00

"Tell me, Marcia, what would you say to my calling in Dr Kissinger?"

£365.00

"Cheer up, Lionel - there's always Glasgow."

£375.00

"Hither, page, and stand by me, make a note, he's self-employed!"

£365.00

"To save you wasting your time, I think perhaps I should warn you that our ambassador is as queer as a coot!"

£395.00

Corialanus IPSE

£85.00

" - and, furthermore, no swopping!"

£345.00